if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special
if i’m not in your snapchat best friends we can’t be best friends
When you step in something on the floor with bare feet
person: will you be my girlfriend?
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast